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Notes: 1 / 1 year ago
OOC
Ugggh sorry I’m never on when everybody else is. Like right now. I am talking to an empty dash.
Just don’t feel like there’s a lot for Alaric to do. Ah well. I’ll try to get on later.
*ends her rambling of nothingness to no one*
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1 year ago from iamdamonsalvatore-deactivated20
Sex list.
I’ll add the people I need to conquer later on. (ooc- ang is tired and doesn’t feel like finishing this right now. and i’m including the people he’s fucked in canon even if he hasn’t in the rp yet. this list is in no particular order.)
Terry
Bonnie
Caroline
Katherine
Jeremy
Anna
Rose
Jon
Ang
Lauren
Tash
Tyler (we got drunk once, wolf sex is hawt~)
Thank the dear sweet lord I am not on this.
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1 year ago
Hey Damon…
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1 year ago
OOC- LAUREN GO TO SLEEP.
Don’t you wake up at 6? YOU’RE GONNA BE DYING IN SCHOOL TOMORROW. <3
OOC: YOU BOTH SHOULD SLEEP.
ooc- GOOD NIGHT JON AND ANG <33333
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1 year ago
OOC- LAUREN GO TO SLEEP.
Don’t you wake up at 6? YOU’RE GONNA BE DYING IN SCHOOL TOMORROW. <3
Ooc-For anyone who’s wondering THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE ANG.
And yeah, I’m going!
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Notes: 3 / 1 year ago
iamdamonsalvatore replied to your post: Because I enjoy watching Stefan and Caroline have sex on my dash.
It’s kind of sickening. His penis is so small.
There. I can now admit I’ve had sex with you.
Still not getting any. You missed your chance.
Enjoy Ang. I’ve had her twice now.
Enjoy Jenna. I’ve had her plenty of times now. Compulsion is a wonderful thing.
You see, you’d think that’d make me jealous or something, but it just makes me laugh because I can’t even use compulsion and I get just as much as you.
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Notes: 2 / 1 year ago from -bonniebennett-
I think I’m going to bed.
I have to mentally prepare myself for tomorrow.
Goodnight everyone.
I’ll try to decide if this is insulting later.
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Notes: 3 / 1 year ago
iamdamonsalvatore replied to your post: Because I enjoy watching Stefan and Caroline have sex on my dash.
It’s kind of sickening. His penis is so small.
There. I can now admit I’ve had sex with you.
Still not getting any. You missed your chance.
Enjoy Ang. I’ve had her twice now.
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Notes: 3 / 1 year ago
iamdamonsalvatore replied to your post: Because I enjoy watching Stefan and Caroline have sex on my dash.
It’s kind of sickening. His penis is so small.
There. I can now admit I’ve had sex with you.
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1 year ago*More Bark than Bite: Damon, Ric says you need to give me your best pick up line.
I’m waiting. Impress me.
Since when does anyone listen to Ric?
Well now that your gif has given me a seizure…
Why don’t you just try it out, and see if I warm up to you for those…private lessons? Hm?
He can’t think of one because usually the only way he can get girls is by compelling them.
Take my name. Roll it around in your mouth.
Tastes good, doesn't it?
Came to Mystic Falls to be a...history teacher.
And now I find out my dead wife is right. Vampires exist.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
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